Can someone tell me why people would want a turtle as a pet? You cant play with them and they really don’t do much that would be exciting to watch. We are looking for a new home for our “pets”. Does anyone know if you can set them free in the wild…or toilet? Joking people…maybe. Here is my sales pitch in case you are interested.
For sale or for FREE – 2 turtles.
They smell like rotting fish and vomit have a very unique smell that will permeate your entire house. This is especially helpful when you are trying to sell your house and potential buyers really find the smell appealing.
They are high maintenance easy to care for. All you have to do is drain all the poopy, smelly water from their tank every week…find some other container to put them in while you scrub out all the residue poop and dry heave the whole time…buy a gallon of distilled water to refill the tank, because evidently these turtle are too good for tap water…And then put them back in their tank where they will be ignored for another week and no one in the house will pay any attention to them until the smell comes back again.
They come with this tacky adorable cluster of shells to perch themselves on. Complete with a Myrtle Beach sign and penguins…because what says Myrtle Beach better the penguins?????
They will also come with the super tacky adorable container that is sure to match your homes décor and look classy wherever it is placed.
And in an effort to NOT appear on a future episode of Hoarders, we have been cleaning out our entire attic and we are having a major yard sale this weekend. Colton has enjoyed rediscovering all his baby toys during this process…
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Take them to Adam's school and see if a teacher wants them. Kindergarten teachers always have pet turtles in their class.
Oh my gosh! I'm at work right now and I'm trying not to laugh or else they'd find out I'm on blogger instead of working! Colton looks like a grown man!! I bet he loves that chair now!
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